Carpet salesman Harold Finnegan struggles to write a classic “gum shoe” detective story while balancing a stressful family life. While typing, characters become involved, plots change, new characters pop up... and chaos ensues. Who is really writing this play?!
- Harold- Casey Compton
- Tessie/Trixie - Savannah Whitmarsh
- Mable - Anna Harrell
- Dirk - Oliver Casutt
- Grip/Bob Smith - Carter Hawkins
- Anytime/Christina/Honey Lake - Leilani Ram
- Pizza Guy - Jonas Miller
- Police Officer #1 & John - Jacob Harriman
- Police Officer #2 — Benjamin Ram
- Police Officer #3 - Kai Nelson
- Police Officer #4 - Tripp Potts
- Police Officer #5 - Anna Harrell
- Shelia Cryline/Crylinski - Ava Ram
- Elizabeth- Daisy Brass
- Montgomery - Bryon Lee
- Doug - Benjamin Ram
- Billy/Mark - Azriel Teemant
- Chief of Police - Tripp Potts
- Father - Oliver Casutt
- Sam - Kai Nelson
